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27 January 2008

We Thank Thee Oh God For A Prophet!

Sunday night President Gordon B. Hinkley passed away. He was the prohet of the church for most of my life. I learned a lot from him and was honored to recieve a mission call through him. He will be greatly missed.


Gordon B. Hinkley
June 23, 1910 - January 27, 2008

24 January 2008

Never Fail Pick Up Lines

To all the guys out there that may read this blog this is going to be the most informative post for you. Just look at these studs in the picture. Your probably thinking that you could never be as cool as them. Well you better think again because this is where you will find some of the worlds best pick up lines and advice! I'm pretty sure that America's best and brightest scientists and intellectuals have been working hard on these pick up lines and advice for maximum effectivness. Okay here they are in no particular order:
  1. If you really want to impress a girl buy a ferrari.
  2. There is nothing girls hate more than guys who take a five minute cell phone call when flirting.
  3. Always be sure to drink in moderation. A good flirt never gets too drunk.
  4. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the Bomb!
  5. Don't be stubborn. Girls hate a guy that always wants to be right. But if you nod your head and agree with her, she'll agree to give you her number.
  6. If you're at a bar, you can pick up extra points by ordering drinks with your platinum credit card.
  7. Buy a puppy. Girls cannot resist a guy with a dog.
  8. Are your parents retarted, 'cause you sure are special.
  9. I lost my number, can I have yours?
  10. If you speak a foreign language, for the love of God, use it!
  11. Flirting is just like acting. It's okay to play different characters sometimes.
  12. Make sure you remember her name the first time she tells you. If you forget, don't try to guess it because if you get it wrong, its over.
  13. Can I get your photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
  14. There is only one sure way to fail at flirting: be too chicken to try in the first place.

Great aren't they?






23 January 2008

Cell Phone Troubles

See this cell phone? Take a good look. It is from Samsung. Now that you have had a good look remember to NEVER buy this phone! I have owned this particular phone for a couple months now and have never been satisfied with it. The first few weeks I had it I ended up having to explain to people that I did not call them on purpose. It turns out that the buttons on the side of the phone can and will call people in your address book while it is inside of your pocket! Luckily most of the time it also turns on the speakerphone feature as well so you can hear the person yelling on the other end. Well not wanting to waste money I bought an inexpensive belt clip holder. So far it has worked well. But now I have another problem is that somehow, someone, something signed my phone up to receive text messages that tell me how to impress women at bars by paying for drinks with my platinum credit card and tells me that a good pick up line is to ask for a photo so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Although these sound like really good suggestions I can't help but think that if I were to actually use one of these suggestions I would find myself a complete outcast from society. Maybe I will publish more pick up lines in the future seeing as they are so wonderfully insightful.

14 January 2008

Back to School

Monday I go back to school. I have been a little excited about going back; but I'm sure once classes start my attitude will change. I'm taking Russian, accounting I, psychology, personal finance, and world politics. I am sad that I can't take bowling again, that was the world's best class!

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I got the idea from my sister Jennifer to add a counter to my blog. So far I have been just about the only one to visit my site.

03 January 2008

Fiesta Bowl Frustration

All year we had to live with the loss to Boise State. Sportscenter and all the other sports shows couldn't get enough of the "David vs. Goliath" game. I still am mad about that game. But this year we had a chance at redemption. We had a chance to break the losing streak we have had in BCS bowl games. West Virgina lost their coach. No team this year had won with an interim head coach. Oklahoma's chances looked good. But no, first Lendy Holmes was out of the game because he didn't pass a test. Then we find out that DeMarcus Granger lost his brain and decided to steal a jacket at the Burlington Coat Factory at a shopping center in Arizona. He was subsequently sent back to Norman. And to top all of this off the Sooners were down a few starters due to injuries to start with.
From the opening kickoff to the final play of the game Oklahoma was sloppy and made stupid mistakes. Almost every big play was negated by penalties. Perhaps this was because we had to wait over a month to play our bowl game and we lost our edge? Whatever happened we sucked big time on Wednesday night. OU was embarrassed once again in the Fiesta Bowl. The final score was 48-28